PCA: Dusty and Weaver

Weaver.

What.

Weaver!

WHAT!

Tell me again!

Tell you what? I'm busy!

Tell me about the girls!

What girls? I don't know any girls.

Liar! All the good-looking girls at the Academy!

Huh? What do you wanna know. They're good-looking?

How many are there?

I dunno. Five, six maybe.

WEAVER!!

What?!

You said they were ALL good-looking! Halls upon halls of sexy, beautiful girls!

Oh right, them. Well, you're too late. I'm dating all of them. Ya snooze ya lose.

WEAVERRRR! You're being difficult! I'm telling Ishtar!

Good! Whatever. You and what army! Put down that phone! Damn kid...

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This is a quick pic of Weaver and her cousin, Dakota 'Dusty' Briar. Dusty is the only child of Weaver's Aunt Ofelia (disgraced and disowned sister of Willow Hipnough), and her Venusaur husband Barry Briar. For those of you who wonder about reproduction amongst 'non-compatible' Pokemon species, I operate under the proviso that the anthro traits in them even the playing field a bit. Their reproduction is unlikely, but not impossible. Willow and her Hypno husband had produced six children before Dusty was even conceived, if that's any indication.

Dusty here is a newcomer to the PCA (a member of Team WiredRed), and Weaver is looking after her. Don't be fooled by the tapir's gruff exterior--in truth she adores her little cousin and constantly frets over her. Like Weaver before her Dusty is starting to show interest in females, and she's forever bothering the Drowzee for romantic advice. Weaver is often loath to give it, as she entertains a firm belief in Dusty's youth and innocence, despite the fact that there's all of two years between them.

For the record, the Briars ARE indeed a disgraced family, and no Hipnough is supposed to have anything to do with them. But Weaver likes them and goes to visit them regardless. Willow knows about this, of course, but she chooses to look the other way. How strange...